Chicken Butt

Documenting my evolution into a crazy cat-less spinster.

Tax Day or Where is that F'n form?

I have a 5pm Appointment with my guy at H&R Block. I spent all my time between meetings today hunting for some missing tax documents. Though I found my missing property tax bill from last year, I could not find this year's form. Luckily most forms can be found online these days. I searched the physical and virtual today before resorting to calling the companies. Turns out there are none for 2011; not enough interest to require a form. I think they should send a notice that says, "You are not receiving a 1099 this year, even though you did get one last year." Like a "This page intentionally left blank" notice.

Fingers crossed I have everything for once. I have a basket in my office where I stick all my tax docs in theory, this year I was not consistent in that. Wish me luck.

Here is a picture of a wreath I started in February and stalled when I ran out of pins and then my dad got sick.

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Tuesday, April 17, 2012 at 03:43 PM in Babble & Blurt, Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Pinned it, made it: How tools multiply through disorganization

I'm late to the Pinterest party, but holy cow is it addictive not that I've arrived. Here are my pins. So many awesome ideas it gets overwhelming. Today I saw this and had to repin it. The link within the pinned blog post was broken so I didn't have details of beads, but thought I could wing it. Suddenly that was exactly what I needed to do RIGHT AWAY.

I have all the needed materials and tools: empty plastic bottles, Sharpie markers, pliers and heat guns. Excellent. No problem. Except after I looked in the two most obvious bins for my heat gun I realized I had no idea where it could be. I kept looking, but was thinking I was going to end up buying a new gun. I probably would have been at Joann's tonight if I hadn't spotted the Stampin' Up glitter-funnel tray just after giving up the search. Luckily the larger tray of the pair is too big to fit in the bin.*

This is how I made some beads. I included some notes about what I will do a differently next time.

I cut up a 2L Diet coke bottle to make these two beads. Probably any brand that doesn't shape their 2L would be a better choice for this project. I ended up using strips cut from under the label goes, since that was the only smooth part. Then I colored with some blue sharpies I had out already. The horizontal stripe made the best bead. Also, I could probably use half that length and get a good bead, especially on the smaller pliers.

BottleBead2

 Here is the bead I used with regular needle-nosed pliers before I heated it. I wrapped the strip first with my fingers and then held it together with the pliers. I tried gripping one end and wrapping around both sides, but then there is nothing to hold it together while heating. Next time I will wrap with color inside. I got blue all over my fingers and suspect color will still come off after shrinking.

BottleBead1

I didn't take any pictures of actually heating it. The original post said it only took a few seconds to shrink. Maybe the thinner water bottles go faster or maybe her heat gun is hotter than mine. You can see it change as soon as it starts melting. I moved the bead and gun around to try to get even heating. I waited for a bit before taking out of the pliers.

Here is picture of the first one done. You can see how the edges are a bit curly. I think the plastic would have shrunk more if I didn't have the whole width of the plastic strip in the plier grips.

BottleBead5

I used a smaller pair of jewelry pliers for the second bead. I thought my kitchen rug would make a better background (and it is right by the sliding-glass-door, natural light is best) but it just made it harder for the camera to focus on the right thing. I think the tighter the wrap, the shorter the strip should be. This is too long.

BottleBead6

And here are both beads done. I like the larger bead best, but I think the smaller one has more potential for beads I'd actually use for a project. A narrower, shorter strip could be interesting. I'd also experiment with just holding one edge of the bead together to see how curly the whole thing would get.

BottleBead8

This has potential for a Mother's Day craft with my nephews, but I think I'd have to man the heat gun and I don't think that would go down well. I know I let the oldest use one at around aged 5, but that was embossing on flat paper, not on a hand held small piece. I we used a vise instead of pliers it could work.

 

* I forgot how much stamping stuff I own. Those supplies are so fun to shop for and those little jars of embossing powder and glitter sure pile up in a hurry. Plus, I have 2 bins of stamps, and most of them have never even been cut and put together. What a pain those Stampin' Up sets are.

Friday, April 13, 2012 at 04:00 PM in Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

March 15 already?

I wore Capri pants today in the warm weather. I like the show Terriers so far on Netflix instant watch. What else? Oh yeah, my dad was in the hospital because he has a shit-ton of blood clots in his lungs. Pulmonary emboli to use the medical term. We took him to the ER on March 1 because he could not catch his breath. His BP was 209/136, actually I think the lower number was higher but that is the number that stuck in my head the first day. He also has congestive heart failure. He is home now. Until last night I was sleeping outside his room so I could put his oxygen back in when it came out in his sleep. He goes for a sleep study next week for his sleep apnea. It has been a really long fifteen days. I don't think he understands how sick he is.

I meant to just post a poor quality pic of some felt daffodils I made. I finally tried Pinterest. Love it.

March 15 already?

Thursday, March 15, 2012 at 10:32 PM in Babble & Blurt, Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Prove it

I've been crafty lately but have no photographic proof of it. I really need to take photos before I give this stuff away. Here some of things I've done lately (you'll just have to take my word for it):

  • A Chan Luu style beaded ladder bracelet for my sister. I used brown leather, waxed linen and 10mm semiprecious round beads. I followed this two part tutorial (Part 1) from BeadShop.com. I made a three bracelets for myself before I attempted my sister's. She loves it and wears it every day. The knot in the leather already came undone, so I must have cut the ends too short and not gotten the cement in all the right spots. I'll try to take some pictures while I'm hanging out with sis.
  • Assorted ornaments from felt, beads and embroidery thread. About 5 years ago I sewed a plush tree from muppet-like fun fur for middle nephew. They still love it, but all the fleece ornaments I made to button on the tree are missing. (Actually, one was given to me as a birthday gift last year and is hanging on the back of my front door. Middle nephew is a born re-gifter.) More ornaments were requested. I planned to go over and help them make some, but didn't get around to it before Christmas. I had a lot of my supplies out as I shared some of my stockpile with the boys in their Christmas craft boxes, so I played around a bit. It is so fun to fiddle with felt and floss while watching movies. I made about 7 in the end I think.
  • Bags for wrapping Christmas gifts. This is the second year I've sewn bags for all the gifts I give Christmas morning. I spend way to much time doing this because I cannot stop myself from finishing most of the edges. I convince myself that it really won't take much longer to do french seams or learn how to use the snap tool I bought but haven't tried yet. At least this year I took them all home and will reuse them. FIrst year the boys claimed them and still use them to hold various toys. Last year my sister kept them, but she cannot use them as most of the gifts she wraps come from Santa.
  • Last minute baby blanket. Used Tea Rose Home's Swaddle Blanket with Self Binding Method tutorial to make a last minute addition to a baby shower gift. This should have been really easy, except I decided to use minky fabric for the smaller center fabric. Minky sure does stretch. So I fiddled for hours trying to get the center to line up symmetrically with the flannel border. If I attempted again I would at least add an extra layer of flannel or maybe batting. It felt really thin. If I had just stuck with all flannel like the tutorial it would be perfect weight, but the plush minky needed so extra softness for those divets.
  • Is it crafty to organize supplies? I wound all my embroidery floss onto plastic bobbins. I never really liked the Stitchbow system. This saves so much space, is easier to see all the colors and is easier to use the floss. I don't know anyone who embroiders, so I guess I'll bring the StitchBow organizer and empty bows to Goodwill. If I could improve organization that much for all my supplies I'd have room for everything and could buy more stuff.

Resolutions for 2012:

  1. Take pictures of shit I make before giving it away.
  2. Make more shit.

Tuesday, January 10, 2012 at 05:44 PM in Projects: Past and Future, Sewing | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Half-assed crafting

I am so far behind on posting crafts I've finished or at least started. I took some pictures, but haven't uploaded off my camera yet. And really, pictures are required for it to be interesting. I made pattern weights with a yo-yo maker, a super quick bracelet with leather, ball-chain and waxed linen, and started a cross stitch kit.

Of course, before I made my first cross stitch I bought 3 books on the subject and read relevant sections in the emroidery books already in my possesion. I'm still too intimidated to start the Daisychain ABCs Crewelwork Kit I bought. It is so pretty, I'm afraid I'll mess it up.

I was going to upload a picture of the sculpture I bought with my birthday money from my dad, but I cannot remember the password for my flicker account, which is tied to my old yahoo account, that used to be my sbcglobal account, but is now my ATT Yahoo account. I'm so fucking sick of user IDs that are email addresses I haven't had for years. Not to mention that when I got my Mac Book Pro I ended up with second Apple ID that is separate from the Apple ID I already had for years for iTunes. Hm, uploaded via Camera+ app to Twitter. Not really liking the interface though: http://campl.us/eXmJ. Hate shortlinks too, never sure I trust source.

Ugh. More later. Probably.

Friday, September 16, 2011 at 02:41 PM in Art, Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

My finger tips are sore

I'm up way past my bedtime, but I've been playing with my birthday present to me. (4 days early)

my new ukulele (LU-21P)

Digital tuners are AWESOME! So much easier than the pitch pipe I used for my guitar in the 80s. It put me a hair over $100 for the Uke, the teach myself book and the tuner, but oh so worth it.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010 at 12:40 AM in Music, Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Too hard. Hey look over there...

I'm getting the itch to paint. I know myself a bit better than I used to though, and I think it is not so much that I *will* paint anything if I clear away my currently in-progress sewing projects, but that sewing got hard (and therefore boring) and I don't want to do it anymore. As usual, I want the results without putting in the work. Yep, I'm still a spoilt child. It's disappointing really, but since I haven't changed my actions from my old patterns, did I really expect different results. (Yes, yes. Definition of insanity, I know. See image below.)

Today I was taken by Jane Mount's paintings of bookshelves. (via TMN)  I'd love a custom painting of some favorite books. The hard part is which to choose. I like her HP print too, but since I already have the books on a shelf, I guess I don't need a print of the books on the wall.

So book portraits made me think of toy portraits. I want to buy my sister a portrait of Peppy, her ancient koala bear. She wants me to make a shadow box of him, but I think these custom toy portraits are awesome. (via Suburban Bliss)

This then brings me to paintings I want to paint. Ages ago I bought a tabletop light box to take pictures of stuff I've collected and saved. My plan was to take pictures of everything and that possible I could actually let go of some of the physical objects if I had nice images to trigger the memories they store. And from the photos or from life I would paint the objects that I love or that interest me. Little paintings made regularly to get me back in the habit and learn how to paint with acrylics, which are so different than oils. I love the idea of painting a bit every day, but getting started is hard. I tried to start with painting fruit, because I buy a lot of paintings with fruit, especially pears and lemons. But I don't want to paint fruit. It's boring. And it's hard. And so I quit and put it away a few years ago and have moved the materials around my home with only an occasional twitch of longing. Until now, because now sewing is hard and painting looks interesting and less painful, theoretically.

Billthecat I think I have to finish the damned shirt even though I'm afraid I'll never get the fit right and that the fabric I bought won't drape right and what if I put in all this work and then lose a ton of weight real fast.*

*It could happen! If I took action on this it could. I'll think about that some more and get back to you. After all this damned sewing project would not be in the works if I hadn't gained back 50 pounds after giving away my good summer fat clothes. If I suddenly dropped enough weight to make a new shirt look bad I'd have plenty of shirts in my closet that would fit again. (Cue my bratty, Bill-the-Cat-style raspberry reaction.)

Monday, June 07, 2010 at 05:23 PM in Art, Projects: Past and Future, Sewing | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Someday I may make a shirt

So far, I'm only making pattern adjustments and muslins that do not fit. Too depressed to take pictures. I'm close. 

The current version of the bodice needs narrower shoulders, larger arm holes, smaller neck opening and just a tad more room in the bust. The bust darts appear to be in the correct spot if I don't mess it up when I make the other adjustments. I should put a dart or something in the small of the back. I'm just not sure it if should be vertical darts or horizontal something. I maybe should add neck darts too. 

So yeah, a hell of a lot of work for uncertain results. 

Monday, May 31, 2010 at 10:31 PM in Projects: Past and Future, Sewing | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

Sewing is hard

I had hoped to have pictures of my brand-new top sewn by me to post today. I got nothing. I finally settled down to make the Schoolhouse Tunic from Sew Liberated. I've been afraid to start this because I have to enlarge the pattern a few sizes to make it fit. This is a scary thing.

I've made Halloween costumes from patterns. I've made stuff up as I went along too, but I've never attempted to make something I would wear for real. Add to this that patterns for my Plus sized body are limited in quantity and styles. I don't think I'd even bother except I cannot find anything decent to wear this summer. Last summer I didn't really have enough clothes for work. I'm still in that spot now. There are a few things I can get away with, but that I feel like crap in.

All this to say, I attempted to make the tunic this weekend, but I didn't go big enough. Luckily I'm making a muslin first. I also copied the pattern onto swedish tracing paper first. I cut out the bodice pieces and sewed just those pieces out of very cheap cotton fabric. I only went up one size to start with. That was wishful thinking. I think it needs to be 2 sizes bigger still. That is depressing on multiple levels. And I'm out of swedish sewing paper.

I have a Simplicity pattern I bought last year that should fit without adjustments. I should just go with that, but I'm afraid that will be too small too. I just want to cut out a pattern, cut the fabric, sew it and be done. I don't want to have to redraft just to fit me.

I saw some mumus at Walmart. Maybe I should just give in. Mumus and caftans. Gah! Too depressing. I need to get some more tracing paper and try again.

Monday, May 24, 2010 at 10:02 AM in Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (1) | TrackBack (0)

Hacking with Sugru

In December I ordered some Sugru. It is a new "silicone rubber that moulds and sticks. Permanently." I probably read about it on Boing Boing or Engadget, maybe Craft:zine. I bought three sample packs that have several little packets of each color: black, red, green, and blue. I thought of including a pack in my Dad's Christmas stocking, but then forgot.

OlfaCircleCutter

Saturday I finally used it. I used one of the tiny 5g packets of green to make the ratcheting handle of my new rotary circle cutter more finger-friendly. I cut about 300 three inch circles in white felt on Saturday evening and my right index finger was a bit raw from the grooved plastic. There is a ridge where handle changes diameter and it was grinding into my hand. I used the Sugru to create a cushion, like those rubber grips used to correct pencil posture.

I was pretty excited to finally use it but was disappointed. It seemed a bit dried out to me and wasn't as pliable as I expected. It didn't seem to stick either, but the packaging does say "some plastics." I haven't tried the modified cutter yet. It was still curing yesterday.

Today I received a surprise package from Sugru. It contained a package of green sugru (6x 10g & 3x 5g) and this note:

"11 Feb '10

Hello there,
We recently re-tested a small batch of green sugru that was sent out in December and found that it was not as good as it should have been. If you got it, you'll still be able to use it but it might not be quite as AMAZING as we'd hoped, it'll be more difficult to work with than it should be. We've sorted the problem out now, but that's not really enough, so we're giving you more.
Jane"

Now that is awesome proactive customer service. I didn't even know there was a problem and they replaced my product. Now I need to come up with another use quickly so I can compare the experiences. Thanks Sugru!

I have about 300 more circles to cut. I hope my hack helps.

Monday, February 22, 2010 at 05:00 PM in Projects: Past and Future | Permalink | Comments (0) | TrackBack (0)

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