I've been feeling bitchy about how hard it is to hang out with my friends who have children. Unfortunately for me this is pretty much all of my good friends. It was bad enough when most of my friends got married. I hate not being able to go see a movie I want to see because a friend wants to see it with their husband. I've seen some crappy-ass chick-flixs because the good movies were reserved for the better half. Now I hardly get to movies at all in the theater. I've seen more movies with Nephew the First in the last four years than all the other movies combined. Fuckin' kids man, they fuck everything up.